So many job titles popping up all the time in the Internet world I thought I’d give a light-hearten twist on what the job title’s actual mean. This in no way should offend people and if it does I suggest you power off your computer for a few years and walk away. Last week a “non-industry” friend asked me what the heck an Inbound Marketing person does and this inspired this blog.
Link Builder = Anchor Text Insertion Specialists
Director of Inbound Marketing = Head Content Sales Funneler
Email Marketing Manager = Digital Envelop Licker
SEO Expert = Search Visibility Increaser
SEO = Organic Google Accelerator
SEO Specialist = Meta Tag Analyzer
Ecommerce Manager = Online Retail Manager
Content Production Manager = Link Building Writer
Content Marketer = Online Club Promoter
Link Building Campaign Manager = Excel Data Micro-manager
Social Media Manager = New Media Conversation Creator
Director of SEO = Head Organic Google Accelerator
PPC Account Manager = Paid Anchor Text Insertion Specialist
Marketing Data Analyst = Google Analyzer Guy
Web Designer = Pixel Arraignment Expert
Systems Administrator = Computer Janitor
Internet Marketer = Dub Dub Dub All the Above
The truth is in today’s online marketing world many marketers wear many hats. If you are an SEO today at the very least you consultant on social media and/or others aspects of online marketing.
If you would like to add to the list just leave a comment with the job title and new name. If it’s good we will update the list and include your suggestion.